“I’ll be fine with this lettuce leaf, honestly.”
Posted on April 07, 2017, 11:32 GMT
2. The burger bun that crumbled to
3. The bowl of chips
It’s cool, I’ll just watch you guys eat a tasty, balanced
meal while I eat some form of potato. Again.
4. The salad with all the fun picked
Can’t have the croutons. Can’t have the dressing. What’s
left, let’s see… Oh.
5. Salmon, rice, and greens
6. The weirdly pale gluten-free
7. The Schär sandwich
You’re grateful Schär exists, but why are the slices so
small and holy?
8. The bag of popcorn to tide you
You know all the food at the party will be dough-based,
so you line your stomach with popcorn so you don’t get
9. The “Thanks for trying, but you
probably shouldn’t have bothered”
It’s touching when restaurants make an effort to
accommodate you, but whether it’s edible is another thing
10. The “WTF happened to my
11. The hearty plate of steamed
Bring on the hunger pangs!
12. The scrumptious Saturday morning
“Our delicious gluten-free pancakes are just as tasty as
the real thing!” No they’re not, you lying shits.
13. The “There was nothing safe on the
menu so I’ll just have more wine”
14. The bag of crisps
Mmm, 11 wafer-thin pieces of fried potato will keep the
wolves from the door.
16. The mysterious and suspiciously
beige plane meal
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