19 First Orgasm Confessions That’ll Probably Make You Giggle


“The second the orgasm came, I was terrified I had done
something really wrong and my parents would know.”

Posted on October 11, 2017, 20:18 GMT

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to
share memories of the first time they ever had an orgasm —
whether on accident or on purpose.

People of all ages, genders, and sexualities came through with
their bumbling, awkward, and hilarious first times. Here are
just some of their responses:

2. This simple tale:

My first? I was like 12, it was late. I scratched my balls,
worked my way up, and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I was
a man.


4. The pleasurable workout:

My first orgasm was actually during a basketball practice four
years ago. At the beginning of the practice we had to run
around the court for about fifteen minutes. I started to feel a
hot, tingly sensation between my legs, so I started to run
faster because it felt so good and I didn’t want it to stop. I
kept running until it “exploded.” I really wanted to moan, but
of course I had to be quiet so that my team mates wouldn’t
realize what had happened. Ever since then I have orgasms while
doing exercise, but I have to say those are less intense than
the ones I have from intercourse.


6. This intense climb:

I was 7 and I was climbing up a really tall pole and it was
rubbing against my clitoris, so when I was getting to the top I
had a clitoral orgasm. I was shaking so hard and I almost peed
myself. I’ve never had one like that. RIP.


8. This accidental match:

Wrestling with a friend and well… There was inadvertent
rubbing that ended in a surprise. Had no idea what cum was
until then. I was losing, too. Guess I’ve always been quite a


10. The fanfic helper:

I was reading sexy fanfiction as a young teenager and liked the
feeling it gave me. Eventually, after some research, I began to
touch myself while reading a favorite piece. The
romance/sexiness of the situation in the story really did it
for me. Super embarrassing to think about now.


13. This Cosmo game plan:

I was 14 years old and I had read so much on Cosmo about
masturbation, and I knew I just had to try it. I tried with
just fingers, but I wasn’t quite doing it in the right place so
I decided to try the shower head method. When no one was home,
I got into the shower and turned on the removable shower head.
I put one foot up on the ledge and turned the stream to the
highest and most direct setting. I just sort of pointed it down
there and moved it around until it felt good. It tickled and I
kept holding it there until I felt a super euphoric and
relieving feeling. I was so astonished. I felt bad about it for
the rest of the day but started doing it regularly (and now can
finally do it with fingers) because honestly, what’s so bad
about it?!


15. This feminist act:

Late one night at 14, I had been reading a lot of feminist
literature about masturbating, and decided to finally give it a
try as I was half asleep. Through my thick, fleece pajama pants
and underwear, I rubbed myself until I O’d, and it felt so
intense I couldn’t wait to do it again. I still felt gross and
nervous about actually touching myself without underwear, so I
got off that way for forever, and now that’s the way I still
orgasm, although I love touching myself totally naked.

—18/Woman/Possibly bi and most likely not straight

17. This delayed discovery:

I first orgasmed on my own with a vibrator when I was 20. I
hadn’t known women were even capable of orgasm until I got to
college and no one I’d encountered in my limited dating
experience had ever given a thought to my own pleasure, so I
had just assumed women weren’t really supposed to get anything
out of sexual encounters pleasure-wise. My college roommate
helped me pick out my first vibrator and gave me a brief
rundown on what to do.


19. This instructional video:

Honestly, I had to learn about my clit (and, by extension, how
to orgasm) from porn. I was hiding out in my room after school
watching (would you believe) some shitty VHS tape with bad
acting and worse hair, and I could not for the LIFE of me
figure out why this chick was rubbing the other chick that way.
Still, they both seemed to know something that I didn’t, so I
gave it a shot. Suddenly, I was seeing stars. It was such a
fantastic discovery that I wound up masturbating my way through
the next four years.

—25/AFAB enby femme/Queer

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