*doctor leaves room* *touches all of the things*
Touched all of the medical supplies in the exam room when you were left alone.
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Attempted to diagnose everyone else in the waiting room and sat farthest away from the sick ones.
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Lied when the doctor asked about your alcohol and drug use even though they just needed to know for your health.
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Waited for your mom to answer the doctor’s questions out of habit, even though you were there alone.
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Thought about your doctor in THAT way.
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Peeked inside that ominous-looking biohazard trashcan.
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Snuck a few Band-Aids or pairs of gloves to use later.
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Frantically shoved your phone away when the doctor came in the room as if you weren’t playing on it right before.
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Tried to convince the doctor that you had some insanely rare disease that you read about one time on a message board.
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Rewarded yourself with a lollipop even though you’re a grown adult.
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Taken one of the stickers that were definitely meant for the kids.
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Flinched when the doctor first touched you, even if they weren’t doing anything that hurt.
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Struck a pose in the mirror (and taken a few selfies) while wearing the medical gown.
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Told the doctor about the diagnosis you found on the internet instead of telling them your symptoms so they could make a diagnosis.
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Wrote on the sign-in sheet that you arrived earlier than you actually did — even though it never made a difference and you still waited for hours.
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Expected the worst every single time.
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Assumed the doctor was wrong and acted like you knew more about medicine despite having no medical or nursing degree.
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Asked the doctor to diagnose 17 other problems so you could get the most out of one visit.
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Accidentally taken a nap on the exam table while waiting for the doctor.
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Thought you may actually die while waiting for the doctor.
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Googled your symptoms again on your way out of the office after the doctor literally just gave you a diagnosis.
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