How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies


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Let’s see how you ~measure up~.

1. How old were you when you got your
first boner?

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J. Stewart / Getty Images

10 or
younger

11

12

13

14

15 or
older

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9854194

2. How many boners do you get in a day?

None

1–3

4–6

7–9

I’m actually hard all day — that’s
normal, right?

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9854362

3. How do you get rid of your boners?

Cold showers
FTW.

Flex my thigh to
divert blood flow.

Masturbating is the
only way.

Thinking of grandma
always works.

I wait for it to go
down… eventually.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9854494

4. What about if you’re in a public
place, how do you hide your boner?

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/ Getty Images

I stick it in my
waistband.

I stick my hand in my
pocket.

I find a
seat!

I act normal. There’s nothing to see
here, people!

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9854582

5. Which pants are the worst when you
have a boner?

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Rolleiflextlr, Photobalance, Popovaphoto
/ Getty Images

Jeans — the fabric
hurts.

Sweatpants — the visual representation of
a pitched tent.

Gym shorts — might as well be wearing
nothing.

Dress pants — you can’t even hide it when
your shirt’s tucked in.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9855095

6. Have you gotten a boner at work?

YES, and I made it out
alive.

NO, I’ve been spared
the embarrassment.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9854716

7. What about during your commute, while
on the train, bus, or in a car?

Every-damn-day.

Only sometimes — the engine vibrations
have to be especially
strong.

It depends on what I’m
thinking about.

Nope. Why would I get one during these
times?

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9854821

8. How often do you get morning wood?

It’s not a proper
morning without it!

Only on
occasion.

No morning wood, but what about afternoon
wood?

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9855347

9. Peeing with a boner: What’s your
technique?

The Lunge: One foot forward, you execute
a deep lunge as you angle your pee into
the toilet.

The Frogger: Seated on the toilet, you
lean forward till your hands are nearly
on the ground to angle your pee
inside.

The Leaning Tower: Hand on the wall
behind the toilet, you lean forward like
the Tower of Pisa to angle your pee into
the toilet.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9855600

10. Have you ever tried swinging your
boner around like a helicopter?

All the
time!

Maybe once — it was
fun while it lasted.

Nahh, that’s not my
style.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9865135

11. How often do you masturbate?

Once a month or
less.

Maybe once a
week.

A few times a
week.

Once a
day.

A few times a
day.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9855468

12. Ever had trouble getting hard when
the mood strikes?

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/ Getty Images

No, it works every
time.

Sometimes — if the
mood’s not right.

Yup. It happens all
the time, actually.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9855507

13. How long do your boners last?

10 minutes or
less.

10–20
minutes.

20–30
minutes.

30–60
minutes.

An hour or
more.

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9855630

14. And finally, do you get more boners
sitting down or standing up?

Sitting
down.

Standing
up.

Not sure — it kinda
just happens!

How Normal Are Your Boner Tendencies?

ID: 9855750

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