Only A Bottom Will Tick Off More Than 25/33 On This Quiz


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Posted on August 18, 2017, 14:21 GMT


Bought another douche because the first one wasn’t
good enough

Taken more than five minutes to prepare for sex

Taken more than 10 minutes to prepare for sex

Had to say no to sex because you hadn’t prepared

Had sex without preparing anyway because you can’t be
ready to get ploughed 100% of the time

Panicked when they pulled out in case you’d them left
a chocolate surprise

Used the peach emoji during a sext

Used a peach emoji in your Grindr profile

Used the downward arrow emoji in a text

Used the downward arrow emoji in your Grindr profile

Used the pig emoji at all in your lifetime

Had a light dinner and water on a date because you
weren’t sure if you were gonna get lucky that night

Or had a light dinner and water before a night out
because hey, it’s good to be prepared

Shaved your butt at least once

Carried packets of lube around with you because of
that one time someone tried to use spit and your butt
still hasn’t forgiven you for it

Used an alternative lube for sex and immediately
regretted it

Owned more than one dildo

Owned a whole collection of sex toys that basically
mean you don’t need a man

Been happy that it’s leg day at the gym

Only ever done leg day at the gym

Sent a picture of your butt to somebody

Sent a video of your butt to somebody

Had a heated debate about bottom shaming

Wore really tight jeans because they show off your
assets in the best possible way

Refused to date someone because they’re a bottom

Complained that there aren’t enough tops in the world

Complained that you don’t get enough credit for how
much work you put in during sex

Cancelled sex because you would’ve had to top

Only A Bottom Will Tick Off More Than 25/33 On This Quiz

You’ve probably never even bottomed in your life, and you have
no intention of starting anytime soon. You know you’re a good
top, and you’re basically a gift to all bottoms. So why change
that!?

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You’ve probably bottomed a couple of times in the past, but
you’ve definitely topped more. You’re happy to experiment for
the right guy though, it’s just that you don’t bottom a lot, so
it takes you some time to feel comfortable with a guy before
you try it.

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You definitely enjoy bottoming and have done your fair share of
practicing, but you don’t limit yourself one way or the other
in the bedroom. You like to mix things up to keep sex
interesting, and are happy to top or bottom. It usually depends
on your partner, and maybe what you had for dinner!

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You are a bottom and proud. You know what you like in the
bedroom, and you’re definitely good at it, so why would you
change that? You probably own a couple of jockstraps and sex
toys, and wouldn’t date another bottom because what’s the
point!?

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