This is The Hardest Breakup “Would You Rather” Quiz You’ll Ever Take



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Posted on December 26, 2017, 15:01 GMT

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their most
horrifying breakup stories. The stories were so awfully
awkward and cringeworthy that I decided to make a “would you
rather” quiz out of it. Good luck!

The see you
never:

“After three years together, he, out of nowhere, changed his
relationship status to single on Facebook and moved out of
state. The only reason I found out was because I logged into
Facebook and saw his status changes. I never ended up hearing
from him besides his best friend sending me a message a few
days later that said, ‘Oh, he says he’s sorry.'”

The momma’s boy:

“After SEVEN years together, he ghosted me. About a month
later, I was ‘officially’ dumped via a Facebook message sent
by his MOTHER.”

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A FaceTime call to be
remembered:

“I called my boyfriend to say goodnight, when he suggested we
FaceTime. He then, at 2 a.m., broke up with me during a
five-minute FaceTime conversation, during which he had a girl
in his bedroom the entire time. We had dated for nearly three
years before that.”

A telling STI
test:

“I was in high school and got talked into taking an STI test,
even though I was in a monogamous relationship and didn’t
want one. A week later, I was called back into the clinic and
found out that I had chlamydia. That’s literally how I found
out I was cheated on! To make things worse, when I confronted
him, he freaked out and kept screaming that I had cheated on
him, lol.”

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The incredibly
unconvincing story:

“After being together for a year, my ex-boyfriend told me he
was gay. But then, the next day, he asked out my FEMALE best
friend. They’re still together, and I’m obviously not friends
with her anymore.”

Family matters:

“One day, he texted me saying that he didn’t think it was
going to work out between us. And when I asked him why, he
responded saying, ‘I’m in love with your sister.’ This guy
still texts me once a year asking if I’m single. Wtf.”

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A very merry
Christmas:

“After almost three years of living together, and after just
spending Christmas with each others’ families, my ex decided
he wanted to break up with me while having the ~where do you
see us in five years~ talk. He said he didn’t love me anymore
and that he didn’t feel that we could work things out. Which
I totally understood, even though my heart felt like it was
torn from my body. BUT, he had broken up with me on the first
day of the month, and because he didn’t have anywhere else to
go, we ended up having to live together for that ENTIRE MONTH
while we were broken up. It was the worst month of my life.”

A little too late,
apparently:

“We found an apartment, and were supposed to move down to
Florida together. But he moved down six weeks before me
because I had to finish school. I guess six weeks was too
long of a wait, because during that time he decided to cheat
on me. It gets worse… he chose to break up with me the day
after I moved all the way down there and had unloaded ALL of
my stuff into the apartment.”

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The Tinder
fiasco:

“The day before I left for a two-week trip, my ex-boyfriend
and I were on our way to pick up takeout (that I paid for),
when I took his phone to queue up another song. When I
grabbed his phone, I saw that he had not only downloaded the
Tinder app, but it was also the most recently used app on his
phone, meaning that he had somehow used it in the short time
between us having sex that morning, and leaving to pick up
the food.

After the initial fight, which included me cursing him out
and crying, I asked why he was on Tinder. His excuse was that
he liked me, but he wanted to see what else was out there in
case there was something better. He thought that with me
going away for two weeks he would be able to explore all
those possibilities!”

Roommate drama:

“My ex and I were together for seven years, when we decided
to move across the county together. We had lived together for
six of those years and I believed that he was The One. We
even went and designed my engagement ring together so I knew
a proposal was coming. He was going to propose on our
seven-year anniversary, but I found out about it and he
canceled those plans.

One week later, he slept with some random person he met at a
bar (I had no idea) and was late to our realtor appointment
to buy a house. Just 24 hours after he cheated on me, we put
an offer in together on our dream home. It wasn’t until two
weeks after we moved into that house, that he told me about
the new girl and how we had to break up because he was madly
in love with her. He then proposed the GREAT idea of us still
living together as roommates for a while because he couldn’t
afford the bills on the house by himself.”

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An especially unpleasant
flight:

“I got broken up with on an airplane, at the beginning of an
incredibly long six-hour flight. We had to sit next to each
other in total awkward silence for the entire rest of the
time.”

Casual PetSmart
trip:

“My last ex broke up with me right after I came back from
vacation. He picked me up and we drove around so we could
talk — or so it seemed. He started talking about how I was
too nice, and that he had thought about breaking up with me
through text, but that he thought I deserved a better break
up (and all this other crap). When I looked around, I
realized we had stopped at PetSmart. He was literally
breaking up with me while he was running an errand!”

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The Craigslist sex
solicitor:

“My ex-boyfriend logged into his email through my laptop,
which meant I received all of his notifications. Nothing out
of the usual came up for the first few days. But then I
started receiving all of his Craigslist notifications that
showed he was soliciting himself for sex. When I confronted
him, his explanation was that this method of
cheating/breaking up with me was easier for him emotionally.”

The very public Facebook
message:

“We were in high school and had been dating for six months,
when on my 16th birthday, I logged into Facebook to read all
my birthday messages. And guess what I saw? My boyfriend had
posted on my wall saying that he hoped I had a great
birthday, but that we weren’t going to work out anymore.
Needless to say, I cried all day and spent my 16th birthday
in bed with ice cream and TV.

I learned years later that my dad was so mad when he found
out, that he drove over to my ex’s house and shouted at him
until my ex wet his pants. So, there’s some justice out
there.”

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You’ve got mail:

“I had been dating a guy on and off again for about a year,
when he suggested I move into his apartment for a two-week
trial run. I was there for approximately one week, when I
came “home” after making dinner and walking our dogs, to find
that I’d gotten an email from him (he was a police officer
and working the night shift at the time). In the very
detailed, five-paragraph email, he broke up with me, yet
again, with all the reasons why he didn’t want to be with me.

So I packed my stuff, did not burn down his apartment
building, and left with my dog. I couldn’t believe that he
broke up with me via email while he was at work, because he
couldn’t come home and do it face-to-face!

The stick figure
artist:

My boyfriend met me at Wagamama for lunch, and while we were
waiting for our orders, I noticed him scribbling something on
a napkin. He sometimes scribbled me funny/cute notes. With a
shy smile, he slid the napkin across the table to me. I
smiled back until I realized that the note read: “I really
love you, but not that much. Can we be friends with
benefits??” And next to the writing was a sketch of a stick
figure with an erection, standing next to a smiling stick
figure with boobs.

Before I could react, he mumbled, “Be right back,” and walked
out of the restaurant with his corduroy jacket still on his
seat. It took me around 40 minutes to realize he wasn’t
coming back. About four days later, he texted saying, “I’m
horny. Can I come over?” Followed by, “Too soon?” Needless to
say, I blocked his number.”

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