You Can Now Buy Pokémon Sex Toys And Catch All The Orgasms


Pokéballs sold separately.

Someone has come up with an inspired solution for keeping yourself busy when Pokémon Go servers are down — these Pokémoan sex toys.

Someone has come up with an inspired solution for keeping yourself busy when Pokémon Go servers are down — these Pokémoan sex toys.

GeekySexToys is selling the limited edition collectors set for $199.99, which comes with all four toys and a pokécase. Or you can buy them separately for $50-$69.00 each.

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There’s Bulby, a Bulbasaur-inspired toy with a ~large seed tip~.

There's Bulby, a Bulbasaur-inspired toy with a ~large seed tip~.

Unfortunately, it doesn't appear to come with a vine whip.

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Then there’s Charmy, a flame-shaped Charmander-inspired dildo.

Then there's Charmy, a flame-shaped Charmander-inspired dildo.

Use it to heat things up. GET IT???

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There’s Squirty, which is inspired by Squirtle and has a large grooved turtle shell on its back.

There's Squirty, which is inspired by Squirtle and has a large grooved turtle shell on its back.

Squirty. SQUIRTY. Do I even have to say anything?

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